Full Version: [Daily Event] Season 10 - March 8, 2011

[Daily Event] Season 10 - March 8, 2011

[size=6][color=DarkOrchid][b][align=center]Daily Joke Contest[/align][/b][/color][/size]

[color=Red][size=3][b]Event Content[/b][/size][/color]
[indent][b]o[/b] Write any jokes that you been heard or read in the past and share the fun with everyone in LO forum.
[b]o[/b] The joke can either write by you or copy from other, but it has to be funny.
[b]o[/b] At 11:00 PM EST, I will select 2 winner for the most funny joke prize.[/indent]

[color=Red][size=3][b]Event Rules:[/b][/size][/color]
[indent][b]o[/b] Follow Forum Rules
[b]o[/b] Only 1 IP per post, and all moderators can join this event.
[b]o[/b] No offensive material is allowed.
[b]o[/b] Your can post more then 1 joke, but only 1 of your joke will be pick.
[b]o[/b] All edit must be done before the event deadline.
[b]o[/b] All posts must replied during the time of the event duration. NO early or late reply.
[b]o[/b] If 2 players posted the same joke, the one that have the earliest time will be select as winner.[/indent]

[color=Red][size=3][b]Event Duration[/b][/size][/color]
[indent][b]March 8, 2011 [color=Blue]1:00 AM[/color][/b] to [b]March 8, 2011 [color=Blue]11:00 PM EST (GMT-5)[/color][/b][/indent]

[color=Red][size=3][b]Event Guides:[/b][/size][/color]
[indent][b]o[/b] [url=http://forum.lo.igg.com/viewthread.php?tid=789&extra=page%3D2]How To Upload Image[/url]
[b]o[/b] [url=http://forum.lo.igg.com/viewthread.php?tid=8591&extra=page%3D1]How To Use Hide Code[/url][/indent]

[color=Red][size=3][b]Event Reward[/b][/size][/color]
[indent][b]Entry:[/b] 25 Forum Money
[b]The Most Funny Joke (x2):[/b] 50 Forum Money[/indent]

Dear players, please read following thread to know more about ongoing events, forum activities, and game promotions:

[b][url=http://forum.lo.igg.com/viewthread.php?tid=8636&extra=page%3D1][Official] LO Ongoing Events, Activities, & Promotions[/url][/b]

[color=darkRed][b]Please Note This:[/b][/color]
[indent][b]o[/b] All suggestion can be post in this [url=http://forum.lo.igg.com/viewthread.php?tid=8491&extra=page%3D1][b]thread[/b][/url]
[b]o[/b] All ongoing polls will open for 7 days.
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Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.
Problem:”DME volume unbelievably loud.”
Solution:”Volume set to more believable level.”
Problem:”Dead bugs on windshield.”
Solution:”Live bugs on order.”
Problem: “Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200fpm descent.”
Solution:”Cannot reproduce.........:lol ...:lol ...:lol

a woman pregnant with twins goes to doctors saying"doctor doctor iam 12 weeks over due"doctor says"hmm drinck a gallon of water".1week later woman is back doctor says"eat a log"1 week later woman is back again doc says "eat a banjo"1 week later woman is back doctor says "right we will operate" they get the first baby out but the other one is sitting on a log in a lake playing the banjo Singing"you got my brother but you aint got me do dar do dar you got my brother but you aint got me do da do dar day":):)

Heres A great joke.

[size=5][color=Red]I.G.G[/color][/size]

will check and reward later!